A Story Containing an Allegory

May 18

the-underground-hufflepuff:

universalequalityisinevitable:

neecholeus:

universalequalityisinevitable:

That’s not even the worst part about global currency.

Murika

This is actually true of most currencies—not just the U.S. dollar.

^well yeah that’s because most countries in the world have a Central Bank that prints their money owned by some branch of the Rothschild/Rockefeller Ashkenazi Jew bitches that own the world
May 18
meme-spot:

hehehe

meme-spot:

hehehe

May 15

Today i received a $200 bubbler/bong for nothing but the shirt off my back!

May 15
cc-studios:

On an all-new Push & Believe, Mike Lawrence and Brody talk poetry and so, so much more.
Come back for fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Mike’s episode of The Half Hour, airing Friday May 31 at 12:30a/11:30c  on Comedy Central.

cc-studios:

On an all-new Push & Believe, Mike Lawrence and Brody talk poetry and so, so much more.

Come back for fresh new Push & Believe every Monday & Wednesday on CC: Studios, and watch Mike’s episode of The Half Hour, airing Friday May 31 at 12:30a/11:30c  on Comedy Central.

May 15
did-you-kno:

Source
May 15

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

May 15

bagleopard:

the eight gym badges of kanto

May 14

quote Don’t knock masterbation, it’s sex with a person I love

— Woody Allen
May 13

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

May 13

that-katie-with-the-bangs:

“Pretty girls don’t buy their own cigarettes.”
Wise words.

They don’t light ‘em either